Monday, May 9, 2016

the Sassy Houswife is HERE!

Hey, everyone!!
*waves like a frantic person losing their crap*
 
Guess what?! This is my FIRST official post to the Housewives blog!
Roll out the red carpet!!
Whoa, wait...hold on. Let me take the filter off.
 
Holy crap!
 
How about I introduce myself through words instead! Plus, I'd LOVE to hear from you as well! Ok, so a few things about me:

LOVES: popcorn (!!), fresh air, my family (obviously), beaches, anything outdoorsy, walks, pretending to run, pretending to eat healthy, God, food, ice cream, Asian buffets, sushi, makeup, hair, books, shoes, Jesus, clothes, cooking, sex, music, writing...(to name a few, and no, I didn't sneak anything in there)

HATES: super high heels, unflattering clothes, bad hair days, calories, feeling bloated, flats that scuff my heel, Satan, scales that are wrong (!), whiny kids, stress, not being a millionaire, running up hills, waking up early (!!!!!!!!!!) ...(I should stop...)

Now I'm turning the tables around on you! Tell me a few "loves" and "hates", and then answer my question: What things or tips do you want to learn from me??

My lovely partners in crime brought up me doing some makeup tutorials. I'm ALL for that! Some of you may know me already, and have something in mind I could share. There's always things to learn or little cheat tips on anything out there. If you don't have anything specific you'd like to learn from me, that's okay! I'm just happy you're here.

***Come back Wednesday where I'll show how to appear "healthy" through makeup contouring tricks!

43 comments:

  1. Great post, Tammy! And lovely to 'meet' you.
    Loves: husband and family, chocolate, writing, having 'me' days
    Hates: actually doing sport (watching is okay), noise, hubby leaving his socks all over, celery

    I'd like to know if you have any tips on covering an age spot that has decided to pop out on my temple. Foundation, cover stick don't work.

    Wishing you a great week.

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    1. I do have tips on that!! I'll have to test first that it works. But I have a plan!

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  2. Great post, Tammy. Congrats on joining the blog. I love my family, walking, eating healthy, my dog, this new guy I'm going out with, and being grateful for what I have.

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  3. Hey girl!! I love my family and friends, sleeping in, going out to eat (yeah no dishes!!), family get-togethers, hiking, painting (even though I'm terrible at it), dancing, traveling.... there's a bunch more, trust me. Hates: people who pee on the toilet seat or don't flush, having only 24 hours in one day, getting older, getting sick, not having my wip done.... Can't wait to read your makeup tips, I have no clue how to contour...but I'm sure I'll look fabulous after reading your post, lol! :*

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    1. I'm terrible at painting, too!! Looks like we have a ton in common. Ha!

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  4. Hahahahaha, that's one powerful filter! Good thing I look like Jessica Rabbit ALL the time, LOL!

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  5. This is going to be fun!! Some of the things I love: reading fun blogs, people acting shocked when they hear my age, my family (obviously), traveling to interesting places, meeting people that have a great sense of humor, laughter in general and positive thinkers.

    Things I hate: People that can't for the life of them find anything positive to say, politics, People that can't take responsibility for themselves, (agree with you on) Satan and calories...and generally anything or anyone that is evil.

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  6. I love my family and sunshine. I love being outdoors and sleeping in. I love coffee all day, every day.
    I hate politics and mean people.

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    1. I can sleep in all day everyday if I didn't have to work!!

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  7. Loves: LIFE; my hubby, family and friends; laughing, usually at something inappropriate; reading and writing; just about any kind of board game, card game, or puzzle; music; museums; new adventures... or a repeat of an old one. (At my age, going to the grocery store can be considered an adventure; it's all a matter of attitude!)

    Hates: Cruelty, yelling, unkindness, narrow-mindedness, and I'm especially intolerant of intolerance. :)

    Tips? Hmmmm, here's a good one. How to get rid of those annoying skin tags. Some of mine are getting so big, they're gonna need their own zip code pretty soon. In the past, I've pulled them off, and even cut them off, but I've been remiss, and now they're threatening to take over!

    P.S. Right after you asked me to be a guest blogger, I wrote all three columns, so I'm ready whenever you guys are.

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    1. I got you girl!!! And you're amazing! Posts all ready? DANG!

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  8. We have one of the same hates, I want to be a millionaire too, damn it lol

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  9. Housewives should never have bad hair days or feel bloated or step onto the "heavy" scale before coffee. That's just not what housewives deserve, so you are saying what everyone is thinking.

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  10. Hello Tammy,
    I'm sampling blogs from the A-Z list that I missed during April. Kudos on your blog layout. What would I like to learn from you? Well, I'm recently retired and am now tackling housekeeping without the help I had when working full-time outside my home. My list of hates would definitely include housework, but I do like a clean, orderly, comfortable home. Share your wisdom, please, on how to control clutter, chaos and crud. Cheers!
    @RhondaGilmour from
    Late Blooming Rose

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    1. Great to meet you, Rhonda!! The bane of clutter and house cleaning!! We will get on that! Luckily we have had some great posts on it already, too!

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  11. Fresh air, FRESH AIR, FRESH AIR! Oh, sorry, I'm trapped at my desk working right now, and it's sunny out, and the bird's are chirping. ~sobs~ I like hiking, driving in the mountains, reminiscing about the good old days. You know, all that good stuff. Congrats on your first official post!

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    1. I'm trapped working too!! Working sisters! Haha!

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  12. Congrats on your first Housewives post! You're a fabulous addition.

    Love: pizza, cats, nature, music, writing, reading

    Hates: burning the top of my mouth with the hot cheese on pizza, when my cats are lil butt-heads, the Florida heat

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    1. My sisters live in Florida. It's painful! And dang those pizza burns!!!

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  13. Great post and welcome. Love food and eating it as well as preparing it.

    Hate grossly fat people in tight clothes.

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    1. I almost put down muffin tops as my hate!! Hahaha

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    2. However, I MUST say Muffin Top cereal is freaking amazing!

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  14. Well, who doesn't hate Satan? Be awful to meet the person who thinks he's a nice guy.

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  15. Woo Hoo. I am very glad to have a new role in life (as part of your push-up bra).
    Love reading. Hate housework. Love winter. Hate summer. Love reading. Love reading. Love reading.

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    1. I don't think you like reading enough!! Haha

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  16. Way to go Tammy everything you touch on the Internet just turns to gold! So glad we have you!!

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  17. What is your one makeup item that you can't live without? Mine is my Wet and Wild #666 lip liner. Best spent $.99 on earth.

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    1. I'm so gonna answer this!!!! I'll have to do a special post all about my thrifty makeup brands. Thanks so much for coming my love!!!

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  18. Can makeup contouring tips make me appear xx pound lighter?? No? Drat. Still, I enjoyed being called a pushup bra. Gave me purpose to my life. :)

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    1. Do you not believe in the magic of makeup?? Oh man!! I've got to put my wand all over you!!

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  19. Great to see you on RRHA! I love ice cream too. Mix in a Heath bar with it, mmmm. Is it acceptable to have ice cream in the morning because I'm really craving it now!

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  20. Heeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! Congrats officially!!!

    Hmm, see? I hate unflattering clothes too. So . . . pretty much everything clothes-related lol. And you know why? Because I love Pizza. That is all.

    Looking forward to reading more from you on this awesome blog so:

    Bring on the SASS!!!!!

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  21. Very belated welcome! Love the makeup tutorials idea -- I need some simple tips for getting ready quickly in the morning!

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