Embrace the Sass!

Our goal for the Really Real Housewife blog is to do our best to keep bringing our readers fresh, new content. That's why we love to have guests; why we forced encouraged Jessica to send us her recipe videos; and why we are bringing on our fourth housewife. 

Welcome the electrifying, Tammy Theriault! 

Tammy is the mother of four, a writer, a professional care-taker, and amateur trouble maker. 

This lady is a ball of energy and fun. There's no such thing as sitting on your heels with this gal. She never has an idea...she has IDEAS. 

Enough from us, here's Tammy to tell you a little about herself!

Well, what can I say? Or tell you? I'm a spunky red-headed Pacific Northwest islander whose co-workers think has a mild case of tourettes. 

But that's to be expected when you hang around me.

Tammy!

 I like to have FUN, and sometimes will holler my reaction when I could just be...reading. 

Can you say extrovert? Sagittarius? 

Now if you know me, everything just made sense. My hubs finds me sexy, but goofy. 

My kids think I'm the best thing since chocolate milk. Or so they tell me. They could be lying to get on my good side. The four of them are sneaky like that!

I ride a stinking loud Harley that makes my hubs insanely jealous, which is the BEST feeling ever. Until he starts browsing the web for a new motorcycle so he can be cooler than me. Not gonna happen, honey!! 

I work by day supporting mentally disabled adults in their home and community. Then I take my Superwoman cape out ready to clean, then cook, become a chaperon, and once they're fast asleep, find my hubs for a little late night exercise. Oops! Did I say that?? I meant, I sometimes can be found staying up late working on my newest manuscript that is... Yeah. That.

Every night, I end my day with prayers of gratitude for my perfect soulmate (my Harley! kidding...), and my kids. My family is everything. Whenever there is drama in the world or immediately in my life, I sew my family together, wrap them around me like a warm blanket, and let the chipmunk voices drown out the "noise". 

And then I go play with makeup and post pics on Instagram!

 Love life and live to love.

And now she's not just Tammy...she's the Sassy Housewife

Tasty Trick or Treats

Tammy's back!!! And we're lucky to have her. Tammy is all sorts of fun and awesomeness. If you're not following her blog, well, that's just not smart. Go follow...HERE

I think Halloween treats have been kicked to the curb compared to Thanksgiving and the show-off Christmas. Plus, since this year my little nephews are here and they're used to Disneyworld's Halloween antics, I have to make the food super creepy good! Therefore, Pinterest was smokin' with all my research. Wanna see my menu idea?? Take a look. IF YOU DARE!!!

  *Donuts made with plastic fangs and chocolate chips.
  *Bloody fingers made by slicing a finger nail and several lines for finger                                                  creases out of a hot dog; add ketchup for blood.
  *Mummy hot dogs made with cheese wrapped around the hot dog by cut                                                up crescent roll dough.

*Pumpkin barf made from guacamole; pair with chips.
*Spider eggs made from hor d'oeuvres with olive slices and whole olives.

 *Zombie head is made from meatloaf with onion eyes/teeth and bacon on top.
 * Zombie body is chicken legs, thighs, sausage, hotdogs, etc.

*Popcorn hand made with popcorn and candy corn for nails in plastic glove; 
      pair with spider ring.
*Pumpkin made from dyed rice krispie treats and tootsie roll stem.




TAMMY'S QUESTION TO THE READER:
1. Do you have any favorite Halloween treats?
2. Think you'll try any of these creepy foods?
3. Ever mix candy corn and peanuts? (So good!)

Tammy is a really real housewife...after trying to sleep in, hit snooze 3 times, rush 4 kids to school, go to work, come home to cook, clean little messes here and there, run kids to functions, swap laundry, work on current book, and kiss heavily on my man. Then...and only then, does she claim her housewife queen crown...which slides off as she falls asleep with book in hand.