This is the day that American store owners make the biggest chunk of their yearly profits pulling them out of the red and into the black...hence Black Friday.
Best of luck to all you hardy shoppers and stressed out retailers.
May your deals be many and your pay be over time.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to shop.
Win or lose, we go shopping after the election.
Shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
- Tammy Faye Bakker
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
- Henry Youngman
I like my money right where I can see it. Hanging in my closet.
If the show fits, buy it in every color.
I shop like a bull. I charge everything.
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.